Grammar and Language

I'm rather particular about grammar and language, sometimes in pretty unconventional ways.

This page is a stub, created on 2020-04-21 (last updated on 2022-04-25). Its contents are notes on the issues and angles I want to address about this topic.

Here are a few of my fixations and particularities (in no particular order) that I intend to explain in greater detail:

apostrophes
- "The Bureau of Grammatical Integrity" and the anecdote with Sara Triplett and her parents when we "vandalized" the "WASHER AND DRYER HOOK UPS'" sign
- for pluralization of acronyms
- for possessives of words that end in "s" or "z"
the subjunctive
serial comma
punctuation and quotation marks
punctuation for abbreviations (eg, "eg", "ie", "etc", "Mr", "Dr", "PhD", "Sr")
nested parentheses
verbs as nouns (eg, "That's a big ask.")
nouns as verbs (eg, "Let's solution that.")
adjectives as nouns (eg, "deliverable")
noun versus verb compound forms; eg,
- "setup" versus "set up"
- "login" versus "log in"
- "checkin" versus "check-in"
- "oncall" versus "on-call"
- "inline" versus "in-line"
"the reason why", "the reason is because"
"coincidence" versus "mere coincidence"
hyphenates that should be their own words
- "usecase"
- "enduser"
- "painpoint"
contranyms (eg, "cleave", "sanction", "practically")
negation prefixes that don't negate
- inflammable
- delimit
- deploy/employ
"begs the question" versus "implies the question"
"try and" → "try to"
the "[blah] because [noun phrase]" construction
"a-whole-nother"
RAS syndrome
- "PIN number"
- "ATM machine"
- "API interface"
- "VIN number"
- "DC Comics"
- "LCD display"
- "UPC code"
- "IP protocol"
"compose" versus "comprise"
"further" versus "farther"
"less" versus "fewer"
"envy" versus "jealousy"
"effective" versus "efficient"
- see also post on Manager Tools forum
"assume" and "assumption" versus "conclude" and "conclusion"
"need" versus "want"
- the effect of regarding these as being quantitatively on the same spectrum: "strong-enough desire" == "metaphysical requirement", an uncalibrated sense of entitlement
- relationship to scarcity and "post-scarcity world"
- consider Aristotle's view on the distinction
"facts" versus "opinions"
"objective" versus "subjective"
- "universal" versus "personal"
- "situational" versus "context-free"
- "abstract" versus "concrete"
- "opinion-based" versus "fact-based"
- "controversial" versus "uncontroversial"
"selfish" versus "short-sighted whim pursuit"
"practical" versus "pragmatic"
"reconcile" versus "rationalize"
"judge" versus "condemn"
"feeling" as referring to either emotion or intellectual/cognitive conclusions (ie, "seeming")
- "I feel X." as being either "My emotion is X." or "It seems to me that X."
"compromise"
"[collection]" versus "[collection] [item]":
- "blog post" versus "blog"
- "podcast" versus "podcast episode"
- "wiki" versus "wiki page"
- "JIRA" versus "JIRA issue"
- "FAQ" versus "FAQ entry"
- "meme" versus ???
"irregardless", other non-words, and the (d)evolution of language (maybe a separate post in its own right)
datetime stamps, 24-hour time
"3 times more (than x)" versus "3 times x"
"3 times less (than x)" versus "1/3 of x"
"verbally" != "orally"; {"orally", "in writing"} ⊂ "verbally"
"gods"
"theater" versus "theatre"
British English alternatives I prefer
- lift
- rubbish (bin)
pronunciation of plural words, such as
- "basis" versus "base"
- "bias" ("bias-ehz" versus "bias-eez")
Picard-isms: schedule, issue, appreciate
other words I like to pronounce in my own way
- controversial
- mature
- modular
- incredulity
- gradually
- Christian
- parmesan
- pendulum
- prescient
- individual
- Ventura
- cordial
- emaciated
- Vellejo
- neutral
- I want you
- Colorado, Nevada, Iraq, Iran, Afganistan
- leisure
- celestial
- niche
- associated
- Sebastian
- altruism
- species
- amateur
- procedure / procedural
- aficionado
- nausea
- equilateral
- mischievous
- fraudulent
- azure
- quasi
- grandure
- spatula
generic brand names
- Kleenex
- Band-aid
- Speedo
- Ziplock
- Jello
- Tupperware
pronunciations I'm not okay with
- foyer
- Louisville
- Buena Vista
"none are" versus "none is"; "any are" versus "any is"
singular "they"
singular "data"
- shorthand for "item of data"?
- connection to "the Borg", "a Borg"
- contrast/connection to "medium"/"mediums" and "media"
"formulas" versus "formulae"
"terrariums" versus "terraria", "aquarium" versus "aquaria"
phrases and words I've either coined or am enamored of
- "dermatological phenomena"
- "micro-disasters"
- "musical hedonist"
- "ussie" (like "selfie", but of multiple subjects)
- "disconcur"
- "embiggen"
- "foot coffins"
- "meow"
  - "right meow"
  - "over meow"
- "tinylittlebabygoi"
"pet owner" / "pet parent" → "pet guardian" / "pet custodian"
"crazy" → "absurd", "ludicrous", "ridiculous"
"hysterical" → "hilarious" (for funny things); "frantic", "frenetic", "uncalibrated" etc (for uncontrolled extreme emotion)

Fun games:

alterninyms (eg, "Sleep, Shower, and Sundry")
pluralization (eg, mattropodes, hice, Attorneys General, culs de sac, Lords of the Rings, boxen, dominatrices, Starbucies, Unices)
silly pronunciations
- escape
- jalapeño
- quesadilla
- fajita
- tortilla
- Chipotle / Aristotle
- Target
- influencer
- cocaine
- marijuana
- Paleo
- dangerous
- photography
- pornography
- lyrics
- eggs
- legs
- book, hook
- wifis
- stupid
- robot
- aminal
- curious → querious
- fluffy → floofy
- vitamin
- cimamin
- sammiches
- ormaments
- hummusexual
- again
- puppy-doughgs